Nov. 12, 2009 at 7:25am with 37 notes
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fuckyeahromanticspeeches: Mike: Oh, I know! I got a great idea. Why don’t we pass the time with you telling me how much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles. Abby: I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass. Mike: What? Abby: Oh! Oh yeah, that’s got your interest. Well if you think we’re going to finish what we started in LA, you are out of your mind. You lost your chance. Mike: Oh, come on. I never had a chance with you. Abby: You’re right. I had a momentary lapse in judgment when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren’t! Clearly. Mike: Oh yeah? Well what does that mean? Abby: I’m Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jello. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don’t fall in love, it’s scary! Mike: Yeah, it is scary. It’s terrifying. Especially when I’m in love with a psycho like you. Abby: I am not a psycho! Mike: I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was “psycho”. You’re the definition of neurotic! Abby: No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and, and physical ailments without any objective evidence of— Mike: Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I’m in love with you and you’re standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson. Abby: …You’re in love with me. Why? Mike: Beats the shit out of me. But I am. —The Ugly Truth (2009)

fuckyeahromanticspeeches:

Mike: Oh, I know! I got a great idea. Why don’t we pass the time with you telling me how much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles.

Abby: I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass.

Mike: What?

Abby: Oh! Oh yeah, that’s got your interest. Well if you think we’re going to finish what we started in LA, you are out of your mind. You lost your chance.

Mike: Oh, come on. I never had a chance with you.

Abby: You’re right. I had a momentary lapse in judgment when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren’t! Clearly.

Mike: Oh yeah? Well what does that mean?

Abby: I’m Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jello. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don’t fall in love, it’s scary!

Mike: Yeah, it is scary. It’s terrifying. Especially when I’m in love with a psycho like you.

Abby: I am not a psycho!

Mike: I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was “psycho”. You’re the definition of neurotic!

Abby: No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and, and physical ailments without any objective evidence of—

Mike: Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I’m in love with you and you’re standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson.

Abby: …You’re in love with me. Why?

Mike: Beats the shit out of me. But I am.

—The Ugly Truth (2009)

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  3. mafsohlala reblogged this from heardyoulikedthewildones and added:
    The Ugly Truth! Wew. I love this movie. :)
  4. heardyoulikedthewildones reblogged this from brendiboo and added:
    Just watched this a few hours ago!